Show me whatcha got.

oknope:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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(via icarlysdildo)

rneerkat:

lubetheboob:

rneerkat:

"no, dont be afraid, taste some" 7 said to 6 after being caught eating 9.

6 bites into 9 and enjoys it. “nice and 10der, im takin a lovin’ to this”

"no ur takin 11 to it" 7 says. both laugh

What did I just read…

number fanfiction

(Source: rneerkat, via joshpeck)

youdontlanadelsay:

medusa is a really cool drug, gets you stoned really fast

(Source: sextarian, via icarlysdildo)

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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(via punkmonksteven)

themightyrarebreed:

Squirtle you nasty muhfucka don’t blow that shit at me. Rude

themightyrarebreed:

Squirtle you nasty muhfucka don’t blow that shit at me. Rude

(Source: crystalcobweb, via halfguardaroundtheworld)

vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

(Source: simpl-ic-ity, via gnarly)

tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.

(via punkmonksteven)